Have you seen this rare specimen? He was last seen in Ames, Iowa, at FAD NA 2010. Subject was reportedly headed to Raleigh, NC, where he was to perched atop the head of one “Max Spevack,” during an employee orientation. Spevack was reported to have received one american dollar in exchange for taking the bird upon his head to orientation.
If you have photographic evidence of this specimen in action at orientation, please contact the owner of this blog for your reward, ONE AMERICAN DOLLAR.
It should be noted that the bird may have other vices, including a love for cake (as seen below), and may also enjoy visiting lumberyards.